Friday, January 29, 2010

It wasn't me! It was all in your head, honey!

 These are the dreams she wakes up mad from.
Giving me the evil eye for hours afterward.
Since she lost both her tubes to an ectopic pregnancy she's been having baby/pregnancy/kid related dreams.
Since we have 3 kids the kid ones don't bother me.
The pregnant/baby ones do. I don't know what to say to these.
Read on.

1/29/10

Wife: dream time write this down

Me: k

Wife: I amazingly got pregnant not once but twice. 
Something went wrong the first time but the 2nd time was going smoothly. 
Til you took me to the hospital for "tests" to see how I got pregnant since I have no tubes. 
Then you waiting til I was under then authorized a hysterectomy.

Me: wtf!?!?

Wife: i made them run tests for the lawsuit

Wife: was a healthy little girl

Me: what the hell is that shit?

Wife: that's what i was thinking

Me: thats some craziness right there

Wife: needless to say our marriage was over

Me: uhm ya

Wife: My biological clock needs to get with the program. 
It's like trying to break up with a super clingy boyfriend. 
Tired of these messed up preggie dreams!

2 comments:

  1. These dreams are bizarre, but make me quite sad for you, Heather.

    Jase, better tuck your balls and hide 'em, because after waking up from dreams like these, I'd want to kick them clean off! :o)

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  2. Kym,

    I don't usually have the nightmarish kind of dreams and this one was extremely odd even for me.

    Can't wait for the ones featuring a cigarette chasing me down the street. I know it's coming.

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