These are the dreams she wakes up mad from.
Giving me the evil eye for hours afterward.
Since she lost both her tubes to an ectopic pregnancy she's been having baby/pregnancy/kid related dreams.
Since we have 3 kids the kid ones don't bother me.
The pregnant/baby ones do. I don't know what to say to these.
Read on.
1/29/10
Wife: dream time write this down
Me: k
Wife: I amazingly got pregnant not once but twice.
Something went wrong the first time but the 2nd time was going smoothly.
Til you took me to the hospital for "tests" to see how I got pregnant since I have no tubes.
Then you waiting til I was under then authorized a hysterectomy.
Me: wtf!?!?
Wife: i made them run tests for the lawsuit
Wife: was a healthy little girl
Me: what the hell is that shit?
Wife: that's what i was thinking
Me: thats some craziness right there
Wife: needless to say our marriage was over
Me: uhm ya
Wife: My biological clock needs to get with the program.
It's like trying to break up with a super clingy boyfriend.
Tired of these messed up preggie dreams!
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These dreams are bizarre, but make me quite sad for you, Heather.
ReplyDeleteJase, better tuck your balls and hide 'em, because after waking up from dreams like these, I'd want to kick them clean off! :o)
Kym,
ReplyDeleteI don't usually have the nightmarish kind of dreams and this one was extremely odd even for me.
Can't wait for the ones featuring a cigarette chasing me down the street. I know it's coming.